Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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