I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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