I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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