If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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