dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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