It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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