when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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