What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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