you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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