i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize