he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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