why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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