But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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