Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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