ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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