if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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