Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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