Christians are straight up FREAKS
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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