what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Everyone says I win the strip club
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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