Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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