I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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