Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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