i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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