i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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