why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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