Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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