yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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