We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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