He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.