Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY