Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
40s are totally the cure
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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