Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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