I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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