the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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