i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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