Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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