They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
