so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover