no. you can't hotbox the world.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table