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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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  what???

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  AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!

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• (916): View more from California

  whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.

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  You fool.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?

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• (718): View more from New York

  in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay

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• (650): View more from California

  I've never known a porn star before

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  There's not even an emoji for this

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