I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this