That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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