Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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