I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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