Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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