why didn't you poke me back
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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