so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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