But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
high people should be assigned attendants
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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