Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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