i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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