we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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