We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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