Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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