I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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