WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She announced her abortion via fbk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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