just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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