i barfeds in our rink
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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