All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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